How to smoke by yourself:
- Step 1: Find a quiet place to smoke your cigar with your new single cigar ashtray.
- Step 2: Light your cigar and have your perfect drink ready.
- Step 3: Stare out into space and ponder the origin of the universe and the meaning of life.
- Step 4: Look annoyed if bothered.
- Step 5: Act like your not paying attention to the person bothering you.
- Step 6: Ignore direct questions.
- Step 7: If questions cannot be ignored, all answers must be one-word answers.
- Step 8: If said person still has not left, ask them to join if there is a spot for their cigar on your new ashtray.
- Step 9: If they put their cigar sideway’s on your new ashtray. Push their cigar off when they are not looking. Don’t tell them their cigar fell off.
- Step 10: When the person notices their cigar has fallen. Muse to yourself out loud why there is only one spot on your ashtray.
- Step 11: If the person still has not left. Repeat steps 4-10 until they leave.
Note: If the person sitting next you is “Scuba Steve” or “Carl” see step 15.
- Step 15: Due to legal reasons we cannot in good conscience show what step 15 is.
Single cigar ceramic ashtray, with a modern design.
- Ashtray Dimensions: (L) 5 in * (W) 3 47/64 in * (H) 1 7/32 in
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